På sidan Bash.org listas sparade roligheter från chattloggar. Jag satt och kikade igenom topplistan och hittade dessa skojigheter. Jag har friserat till dem lite för läsbarhetens skull, men all grammatik är i originalformat…
#4753
- The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
#99835
- Hey, you know what sucks?
- vaccuums
- Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
- black holes
- Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
- lava?
#104052
- lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”
“getting my song back fucker”
#349567
- Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
- why?
- Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
- oh shit!
- Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
talk about bad timing…
#8814
- I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.


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