Sanningar om Chuck

The ChuckMan kan aldrig få för mycket av Chuck Norris. I en tidigare post skrev jag om bilden på hans olika o-så-varierade ansiktsuttryck, och nyligen fick jag en länk av Emanuel om Random Chuck Norris Fact, där man kan läsa och betygsätta olika sanningar om den smått legendariske karatesparkande TV-sheriffen.

Det finns även en möjlighet att lägga till egna fakta som du kanske sitter på där hemma men tycker att världen borde få reda på.

Top 30 Facts kan man, logiskt nog, läsa de 30 fakta med högst betyg. I den samlingen finns bland annat dessa isbrytare till fester:

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of ”beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually ”Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

På samma sida kan man klicka sig vidare till liknande faktageneratorer om Vin Diesel

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

och Mr. T

Mr. T’s autobiography, ”So Many Fools, Not Enough Pity,” was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for its heartwarming and inspiring tales of Mr. T overcoming his fear of flying, and his battle with gold-addiction–as well the sweet tutorial on how to install machine-gun turrets on top of a GMC van using a welding torch, a 55-gallon drum, chicken wire, and skim milk.