Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris puts the ”laughter” in ”manslaughter”.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.