The Onion rapporterar att resultatet från den amerikanska presidentkampanjen redan läckt ut från Diebold. :D

I don’t even know if I can enjoy the sham election now that I know who’s gonna win.

If you can’t trust your shadowy overlords to keep a secret…what is the purpose, really, of voting in a public democracy?

- Mr. Kenilworth, this was quite a mistake.

- And we at Diebold would like to apologize to all of our shadowy puppet masters. This will not happen again, please have mercy on us.